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Sunday, 16 March 2008
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Part 3
201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.
rock, female human, oak tree, caterpillar, vulture, house dog, wild dog, manta ray, male human, dolphin
202. What do you feel unworthy of? there are things i am worthy of???
203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person? yup
204. Which do you value more: science or intuition? yup
205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first? the best friend to kill him for getting my wife sick with his adulterous ways.
206. Does the universe revolve around human beings? If by human beings you mean me then yes
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were? hellz no
208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now? Thomas Johnson
209. What is your favorite song from the 90's? too many to count
210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be? 7
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.? Absolutely, I do
212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend? How much money they are willing to give me
213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun? oh yeah
214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth? no
215. What is your favorite line from a movie? "It's a madhouse!!!" its the only one i can think of right now
216. What's your favorite video game? Final Fantasy VII
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours? I own everything so no.
218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you? hella tight. Ace is stupid. anything involving chicken.
219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it? I don't allow strangers to read my diary.
220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower? the former can get sticky.... the latter is lame
221. Are you allergic to anything? Cats
222. What is your favorite Terminator movie? no
223. What is your favorite fast food? KFC.
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again? rip out my vocal chords.
225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed? its up to her. *wink wink*
226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally? never really meant it.
227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend? because money is awesome.
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish? yes
229. Did it live more than a week? no
230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have? New Zealand
231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read? the handbook on writing
232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens? yup
233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series? not really
234. Would you consider yourself to be naive? nope.
235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail? Greg
236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it? 54 cents
237. Would you ever wear real fur? no
238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks? arachnophobia all the way
239. What are your feelings about police officers? confused
240. what is your favorite line from a song?
Even if I come back, even if I die
Is there some idea to replace my life? -Sufjan Stevens
241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money? yes.
242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242
)? meh.
243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction? yes
244. What's your middle name? Cornelius-Murphy (or robert)
245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? i refuse to answer this
246. Are you good, evil or neutral? yes
247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics)be considered a language? it isnt???
248. What color is your bedroom? white
What color would you like it to be? black like my sould
249. When are you planning to move to a new home? within the next few years
250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be? I'd rather not make that information public
251. Do you blow your nose in public? all the time
252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps? only when walking behind them
253. What is the coolest web site you know of? Currently i would say www.waverlyfilms.com
also www.myspace.com/thelonelydoodle
254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? Live action or cartoon movie?
Live action: Sonic (video games are cartoons, right?) sonic is played by keanu reeves
cartoon movie: Homestar Runner
255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic,
fair minded, generous, helpful
256. Can you eat with chopsticks? yup yup
257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit? it depends, how good is the counterfeit?
258. What do you think about school uniforms? hawt.
259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit? Babylon, or Alexandria
260. What would make a great new Crayola color? depression. The best shade of grey.
261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art? yes.
262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration? Jimmy Buffet!!! ;)
263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country? me
264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? I never existed in the first place....
265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child? no. its easier.
266. Who knows more...you, or your parents? me....
267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? Piano, Bass, Saxophone, Guitar, Basoon
268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change? Too busy to care about breathing
269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars? hell no
270. Are you completely in control of your body? is anyone?
Are you completely in control of your mind? the mind is a scary place.
271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? Hand picked. Glitter is just annoying.
272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do? sometimes.
273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself? yeah.
274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product? If its on tv it has to be true.
275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often? awesome ones.
276. Does fashion matter to you? black and brown baby!!!!
277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else? no. They are above the law.
278. What do you get in trouble for the most? forgetfulness
279. Should parents spank their kids? when needed yes. I know someone who should spank me....(j.k.)
280. What is your worst daily habit? do you really want to know....it involves cups of babies blood....
281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled? TMZ.
282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt? both
283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts? i try to be
284. What do you feel the most guilty about? hurting those i love.
285. Do you meditate? yeah!
286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images? they can be.
287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way? never.
288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.
What verb would you fill in the blank with? wants to have sex with
289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had? Fourth word, last answer. ;) Also, getting married.
Walking through elliot park, while listening to Konstantine when out of nowhere it starts to downpour.
290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel? yes. Yay for judgmental friends.
291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it? depends how i am feeling.
292. What is one thing you can't do? nothing.
293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston )?
Best Moses Ever.
294. Are you gentle? i try to be.
295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable? when watching Sleepless in Seattle. or when i am with someone i trust.
296. Are you trying to find yourself? yes
297. Where are you looking? the conservatory, with the candlestick.
298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings? yes.
299. What would make you a stronger person? the ability to levitate.
300. What book would you like to read sometime soon?
Ethics by Bonhoeffer
Either/Or by Kierkegaard
Why I'm not a Christian by Russel
More McLaren and Boyd.
Saturday, 15 March 2008
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Part 2
101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? A Warm Gun
102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.
A Allison
B Everyone
C My parents
D My panda
E Jake Rasp
103. How many movies have you gone to see this month? 2 or 3
104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for? Wish #1 a magical talking panda for my wife that would have a deep desire to give all it got to me. Wish #2 one hundred billion dollars for the panda. Wish #3 A girlfriend for my bro Josiah.
105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense? murder.
106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car? The same ammount i gave to that stupid panda.
107. Have you ever killed an animal? Well, humans are animals so yes. Several.
108. Have you ever lost someone close to you? Nah, i stay close to people. Especially on hikes.
109. What do you think of cloning? Awesome. and from satan. but still awesome.
110. Do you read or watch TV more often? Sadly watch tv.
111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? no
112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? Probably something involving casting stones.
113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? Ask allison
114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? I am the radio
115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes? When God was handing out looks i won something.
116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? OOTSP won battle of the bands once. *moment of silence*
117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter )? I am Bob Ross
118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? I know it involved some heavy partaying
119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history? no
120. Is there anyone you trust completely? Other than the unicorn?
121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye? yes (contradicts previous statement)
122. How do you feel about women in politics? It doesn't matter how i feel. It matters how God feels...
123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? Pool
124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own? Time Travel. Philosophy. More time travel. Telekinesis
125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? It doesn't matter what i think. It matters what mensa thinks. BOOYAH!
126. Would you consider yourself to be wise? no.
127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance? Ask Josiah. And Jake.
128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? Ewww.....
129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? No way. I'm not exploding.
130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you? absolutely.
131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?
A: Nothing to kill or die for... and the cheese stands alone
B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher... looks like i should have never bought that seal
C: I could make a film and make you my star... get naked my love lets head to my car
132. Were you ever with someone while they died? *shudders* no
133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star? I am a rock star.
134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? unfortunately yes.
135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? Not that i'm going to confess to here!
136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? more of my band...if we can ever get to it
137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen? Princess Mononoke
138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving? Depends...
139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? bear fights are pretty BA
140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you? Get naked. (hint hint) octopus.
141. About how many emails do you get a day? 6
How many of those emails are junk mail? 2
How many of them are forwards? 22
142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? shameful promotion of my bands
143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain ) killed himself or was it a conspiracy? Conspiracy
144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country? nope
145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip? Jake. You and me. Under the stars.
146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold,
charming, dependable
147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time? 20
148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them? Only those the eye has chosen....
149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? Star Trek
150. What is your quest? 5
151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming? yes
152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? I do believe the FACTS surrounding that
153. Who are you the most jealous of? allison for getting to see me all the time
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? Folder's in my cup?
155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? never. Seriously. never.
156. Who thinks that you are offensive? too many to count.
157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people? how to be awesome
158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)? Life is a spiritual experience
159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is? yup
160. Do you get offended easily? HA! no.
161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? Breast: yes. Testicle: ummm.........no.
162. Do you believe in fate or free will? yup.
163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored? no
164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? I see no changes. I wake up in the morning and i ask myself. Is life worth living should i blast myself.
165. What changes are you afraid of? Cops give a damn about a negro. pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? Nocturnal
167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)? Songs for Silverman by Ben Folds
168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office? Food service
169. What's the coolest job you ever had? Superhero
170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to? well, looking at these surveys i would say elephants and pandas
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress? Actor: yes Tress: what's a tress?
172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do? with great power comes great responsibility. no.
173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like? super. neon.
174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you? no
175. Are you in constant fear of death? no
176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life? no
177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen? yes
178. Are you a fan of any comic books? yes
179. At what age did you attend your first funeral? 6
180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)? man.
181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom? Personal experience and my personal perception of God
182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from? Vaginas.
183. What is your favorite band? yes.
184. What's the best cheesy 80's song? The Final Countdown
185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date? one with lots of sex
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? middle
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? why do you want to know???
188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free? as long as i am getting paid i will do it
189. Candles or strobe lights? candles. Definitely candles. how can you even try to compare the two???
190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much? They did a good job.
191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat? A potential idiot that will annoy me.
192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural? cultural
193. What do you really want to buy? happiness
194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? the latter
195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help? I cannot be contained on paper. Also, Watership Down.
196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'? yes.
197. In what sense are you a minority? I am awesome. There are few of us out there.
198. Are you anti social? naw. maybe. at first. i don't know. go away. i don't want you around. LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!
199. Do you photograph well? absolutely yes.
200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter? poorly written question. I don't think that humans would survivor through a nuclear winter because survivor is a noun. -
Part 1
1. Who are you? Ace Robert Waters
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I am awesome. x3
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? creating.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
I hate leadership development.
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? telekinesis
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? Anywhere the wind blows. and i want to be an elephant
7. What stage of life are you in right now? Star Light Zone Act 2
8. Are you more child-like or childish? Yes
9. What is the last thing you said out loud? Goodness (under my breath)
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? I Wanna Sex You Up by Color me Badd or Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? Yup
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? I've got to admit, its getting better. a little better all the time
13. Does time really heal all wounds? nope.
14. How do you handle a rainy day? I <3 rainy days.
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? It depends, how much elicit material was in the luggage?
16. How is your relationship with your parents? Parental.
Will you miss them when they are gone? very much so.
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? Wait, what? i was too busy looking at myself in the mirror. Can you repeat the question?
18. What is the truest thing that you know? That truth is a journey without a destination. Thanks for the assist Jeffery! (high five)
19. What did you want to be when you grew up? and independent music god.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? nope. I always do things right the first time.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? yes?
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? absolutely yes i do.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? I am immune to pain
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? well, there was that time i had to listen to "Untitled" by simple plan.
25. Who have you hugged today? Allison and Josie. Yesterday there were more man hugs. Sexy Sexy man hugs.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? Allison told me that no matter how many times i showered, i still would not be able to get all the dirt off of my soul. or something to that extent.
27. Do you have a lot to learn? nope. I know everything.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? I can and they are
A flying
B fishing
C fly-fishing
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? diamonds are forever
30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Paprika, Communication, and Dod. sweet wonderful dod...
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
A Kill a bear with my bare hands (done)
B Open a tea shop (working on, slowly)
C Climb the highest mountain (done 2x)
32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
A Killing a bear with my bare hands (again)
B Starting the robotic uprising
C living with extensive brain damage
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? Love
34. What does each decade make you think of:
The 19..
20's: Swing
30's: Depression
40's: Old people
50's: slightly less old people
60's: the golden age of drug use
70's: Classic rock
80's: Cocaine and big hair
90's: Third Eye Blind
2000 (so far): awesome
2010's: two years away from the end of it all!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 1840's i think its pretty obvious....
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? Baba O'Riley
37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? America. George W. Bush (look i didn't do some stupid political statement)
If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? Adult Swim on cartoon network. Or discovery Channel if Bear Grylls is conquering a Glacier.
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? Scar from the lion king. I killed a guy named mufasa.
40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? Yes.
41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? Fly
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? Angels.
43. What does your name mean? Highest Rank
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? I can and will do both.
45. Word association
What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
Air: matress
Meat: cleaver
Different: strokes
Pink: elephant
Deserve: more
White: elephant
Elvis: Presley
Magic: Illusion, Michael
Heart: of darkness
Clash: of the titans
Pulp: Fiction
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? Paul
47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? Joss Whedon
48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? Yes
49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? i would bring my ecape from an elevator kit
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? several times. I am a superhero.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...
Fruitgoogle: a homosexual search engine
Ambytime: wonderful
Asscactus: A cactus that lives in your anus.
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? A bowl of Rice Crispies.
53. What was your favorite toy as a child? Power Rangers.
54. How many TV’s are in your house? 3
55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Think about being inside. Bike.
56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?hurt.
57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Many times.
58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? why would i when i already am a psychic?
59. What is your idea of paradise? something i can not fathom
60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? Yes. Like God.....
61. Do you believe in Hell? Don't know yet.
62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Played with Les Paul.
63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I have no idea.
64. Are you a patient person? at times.
65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? awesome day.
66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? flag day.
67. What's the best joke you ever heard? two penguins sitting in a bathtub. one says to the other can you pass the soap and the other says what do i look like a typewritter?
68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Cornerstone.
69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Natural Color. but i made it straight.
70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I've got vices like any other man/
71. What is under your bed right now? a body.
72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? go home...i would not want to live in an acid trip
73. If you drive do you frequently speed? yes.
74. What is the world's best song to dance to? Brat Pack by The Rocket Summer.
75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? Consensually? my wedding.
76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? No.
77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? Sea Lions. Or Polar Bears.
78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? Its one of my defining qualities.
79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? yes.
80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Music.
81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? Voting. (its rigged anyway)
82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? North Pole
83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? TV
84. What do you think makes someone a hero? A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.
85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Something With Samurai....
86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: any sort of acrobatics.
87. What was the last thing you paid for? Legally....gas
88. Are you a coupon clipper? nope
89. Get anything good in the mail recently? a post card from my parents.
90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Sailing all the way
91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? Watch the Prestige
92. What insects are you afraid of? Big radioactive city destroying ones. Like mothra.
93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? no.
94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? in public? I don't know....
95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? Snackers.
96. What are your parents interested in? Me.
97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? nope.
Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? Several
98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? plans.
99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?on stage.
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? Harry Potter. (not the books the actual being) a bowstaff. an elephant.
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